NBC's best sitcom is Whitney and it airs Wednesday nights.
This week's episode was about the lies we tell in relationships. It was kicked off by Whitney learning Alex faked his orgasm the night before.
Alex: C'mon, Whit, I just kind of want to finish what we started, you know? I mean, it's
Whitney: Okay. We did finish. I believe I even announced it. Twice. Up top! [They high five.] Yeah.
Alex: Yeah. That was good but you know, I really wasn't talking about you.
Whitney: You were taken care of.
Alex: Uhhh. Yes and no.
Whitney: What's going on?
Whitney: Did you fake it?
Alex: What's that?
Whitney: UHHH! Guys can do that?
Alex: Totally. [She gets mad.] Uh, no. No. No. Not with a girl as pretty as you.
Whitney: I cannot believe you faked it.
Alex: No, that was the first time and last time ever with you, Whitney. I promise.
Whitney: Okay, but why couldn't you?
Alex: I don't know. It was just like a combination of things like I had one too many beers and my mind was wandering.
Whitney: Okay? Your mind was wandering? Where? Biel? Alba? Jolie?
Alex: No. I mean if I was thinking of them, we wouldn't be standing her having this conversation.
She's amazed and he has to do the 'orgasm' and then she wants to know why he faked it? He says, "It was taking so long that I just called it off."
Now there was more in the episode. But I loved it and partly because guys do fake it.
Not all, I'm sure. But I had a boyfriend who used to fake it.
And when he admitted it, this is bad, I then joined him in lying.
He would fake it because it took at least 40 minutes of thrusting for him to come.
And I was shocked that he faked it but I was also like, "Oh my God, I'm not doing this for an hour solid every time we hit the sheets." So even though I could now tell when he was faking, I pretended that I couldn't tell. I was happy faking that I didn't know he was faking. I'm sorry but foreplay and then an hour every time? It was just too much.
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