ANDREW A.J. FREUND'S BODY HAS BEEN FOUND. THE FIVE YEAR OLD'S DEATH HAS SHOCKED MOST OF THE NATION INCLUDING THESE REPORTERS. HE WAS REPORTED MISSING BY HIS PARENTS BUT FOUND IN A SHALLOW GRAVE. HIS PARENTS HAVE NOW BEEN CHARGED WITH MURDER.
RUSHING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS TO PROMOTE HER LATEST BOX OFFICE BOMB, TARAJI P. HENSON INSISTED THAT THE PARENTS WERE DOING FINE AND THAT THE PARENTS SHE KNEW WOULD BE FOUND INNOCENT. SHE MADE A DESPERATE PLEA FOR FOX/DISNEY TO CAST THE PARENTS IN THE SIXTH SEASON OF EMPIRE. SAYS TARAJI, "TOGETHER, AS A UNITED FRONT, I STAND WITH THE FREUNDS AND ASK THAT THEY BE BROUGHT ON FOR THE SIXTH SEASON OF EMPIRE."
AS MANY HAVE POINTED OUT, THERE MAY NOT, IN FACT, BE A SIXTH SEASON OF EMPIRE.
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It's not the millionth candidate running for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination, it just feels that way. Yes, after a long bump and grind, someone's finally pulling it all off and declaring he's all in: Joe Biden is running for president.
Your entire record spits in the face of democracy & decency. You rat f**ked Anita Hill, voted for the Iraq War, designed the prototype of & later voted for the Crime Bill, embraced segregation, & eviscerated consumer debt protections.
I look forward to your campaign imploding.
Former US senator and former US vice president Joe Biden wasn't ready to run for the presidency in 2016 -- when he could have made a difference -- but with 19 Democrats already running for the 2020 presidential nomination, Joe announced this morning that he was just what the world needs.
Breaking: Joe Biden enters the race and is already polling higher than She’s Too Ambitious, She’s Just Not Likable, She Lacks Experience, and I’d Vote For A Woman But Not That Woman.
Joe enters today with name recognition which is a good thing early on in a race. But it also tends to take a beating as a campaign goes along. For DNC leadership, a fresh face is always better -- 2008, that was Barack Obama and, this go round, many in leadership think it will be Kamala Harris. A fresh face tends to come with far less baggage. Joe's history is not limited to support for the Iraq War or the rat f**king of Anita Hill when she came forward to speak about how now Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas harassed her repeatedly at work.
Justice Democrats state Joe will turn the party into the party of "No, we can't" -- a play on how 2008, with Barack, was supposed to be about "Yes, we can."
Women face different obstacles as candidates. There is, for example, a focus on their looks. In the spirit of equality, let's hope the press asks Joe about his hair plugs. If they have trouble with those words, they can just show a clip of Joe from the Hill-Thomas hearings and then turn to him and ask, "What's different about the hair today, Joe? You're like a Chia pet."
Joe's a press favorite because he stumbles a lot and that makes for good copy. But his popularity will likely go down. It always has at times like these. He didn't even make it to New Hampshire in 2008, remember? He dropped out right after the Iowa caucus.
Joe's announcement this morning has been hailed for caling out racism. What topic did he avoid?
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