Monday, January 9, 2023

Put them in a locked room and let them slug it out

 

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB -- THE KOOL AID TABLE    

WHEN PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN LEARNED OF FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP HAVING TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS AT HIS HOUSE, JOE DECLARED, "HOW THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN?  HOW ONE -- ANYONE COULD BE THAT IRRESPONSIBLE?  AND I THOUGHT WHAT DATA WAS IN THERE THAT MAY COMPROMISE SOURCES AND METHODS?  BY THAT I MEAN NAMES OF PEOPLE WHO HELPED OR, ET CETERA. . . . TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE."

AND NOW?


THAT FLIP-FLOP IS ON THE OTHER FOOT AS IT'S LEARNED THAT JOE BIDEN MISHANDLED CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.


THE HIGHLY EMOTIONAL DRAMA QUEEN LARRY TRIBE EXCLAIMS IT'S NOT THE SAME THING!!!

HE'S RIGHT.  DONALD REMOVED PAPERS AS PRESIDENT.  JOE DID SO AS VICE PRESIDENT.  IN NO WORLD DOES DONALD'S ARGUMENT THAT HE HAD THE RIGHT AS PRESIDENT TO DO SO APPLY TO JOE BIDEN.

ALSO, DONALD WAS PRESENT WHERE THE DOCUMENTS WERE.  JOE LEFT IN AN ABANDONDED OFFICE.


WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT, JOE BIDEN TOLD THESE REPORTERS -- MUST CREDIT  BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB -- THAT IT WAS "NOT THE SAME THING, MAN, I DIDN'T DO THE SAME THING."


RIGHT.  DONALD TRUMP HAD DOCUMENTS FOR LESS THAN TWO YEARS BUT JOE HAD THEM FROM AT LEAST 2016 UNTIL NOVEMBER OF 2022.


"MAN, YOU'RE GIVING ME FACTS.  I DON'T NEED FACTS. WE CHOOSE TRUTH OVER FACTS, MAN.  TRUTH OVER FACTS. WHERE AM I?"


THE OVAL, WE EXPLAINED, HE WAS IN THE OVAL OFFICE.  


"WHAT AM I DOING HERE?  WHAT A STUPID SON OF A BITCH. THAT POLL SAID THAT 92% OF THE DEOMCRATS SAID THEY'D VOTE FOR ME AGAIN IF I RAN AGAIN." WHERE AM I, MAN?  WHERE AM I?" ASKED JOE BEFORE NODDING OFF IN HIS CHAIR.


REACHED FOR COMMENT VIA HIS PLATFORM 'TRUTH SOCIAL,' FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP 'TRUTH SOCIALED' THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE, "I WAS RAIDED!  RAIDED!  BECAUSE I'M HUGE!  AND I WAS FIRST! I WAS THE FIRST ONE CAUGHT! COME TO 'TRUTH SOCIAL,' WE DON'T HAVE CHARACTER LIMITS! OR ANY KIND OF LIMITS! LOCK JOE UP! LOCK JOE UP! LOCK JOE UP!"


WE AGREE WITH RYAN GRIM, "THEY CAN SHARE A CELL AND THE DEAL IS IT ALL GETS FILMED AND TURNED INTO A REALITY SHOW."

 


FROM THE TCI WIRE:


YEAR IN REVIEW PIECES: Community year-in-review pieces:  Cedric's "They really believe this," Ann's "Trump and his snowball chance in hell," Wally's "THIS JUST IN! 1 MORE WTF MOMENT!" and Betty's "I'm guessing Elvis Presley wasn't available?," THIRD's "2022: The year of bad 'documentaries' (Ava and C.I.)," Isaiah's "2023 arrives, 2022 be gone," Ann's "Worst films of 2022" and Stan's "10 Worst films of 2022," Isaiah's THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS "THE PEW loses it," C.I.'s "2022: The Year of WTF," Kat's "2022 in music," Ruth's "Ruth's Report: Networks and Streaming," Martha and Shirley's "2022 in Books (Martha & Shirley)," Stan's "2022 in film (Ann and Stan)" and Ann's "2022 in film (Ann and Stan)" Trina's "Labor story of 2022," Mike's "Idiot of 2022," Marcia's "The Most Disgusting Person of 2022" and Elaine's "What album am I looking forward to most in 2023?."


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