Whitney (NBC, Wednesday nights) was hilarious last night. The premise of the episode was whether you knew in 48 hours if you should continue seeing someone.
This led to remembering how Whitney and Alex met in 2008.
And it turns out Lily almost met Neil twice. She and Whitney went to a club. When Mark came on to her, Lily stormed out of the club and tried to get around Neil who was stuck outside.
"Weirdo!" Lily snaps.
Later, Neil tries to go into a diner but the closed sign is up and door locked. Roxanne and Lily are in there eating after clubbing. So twice they almost met.
Lily and Roxanne? Lily didn't like Roxanne. She thought Roxanne was boring and too much about Lance.
Whitney wanted them to be close. So Roxanne and Lily went out to eat.
Roxanne: I usually only see you when we're out partying. So what else do you like to do.
Lily: Yeah, I really like to do mushrooms
Roxanne: Oh, okay. I was really thinking more along the lines of rock climbing --
Lily: No, rock climbing on mushrooms would be super dangerous.
And we saw Roxanne fall in love with booze.
After clubbing with Whitney and Lily, Roxanne said, ""Oh my God. This is so exciting. You know what? I'm going to have a second drink."
And later, "Am I drunk? Because if I am, I think I like it."
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