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Monday, October 27, 2025

Bill Pulte is unable to focus on his actual duties

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

FRESH FROM WINNING THE WARREN BERLINGER LOOK ALIKE CONTEST, CONFIRMED CAT LOVER BILL PULTE SPENDS HIS SPARE TIME RIFLING THROUGH THE FINANCIAL RECORDS OF DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS AND THEN BYPASSING HIS DEPARTMENT'S INSPECTOR GENERAL TO GO AFTER THEM. IT'S CERTAINLY NOT CLEAR THAT HE ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO INTERPRET THE DOCUMENTS HE IS LOOKING AT -- HE APPEARS TO HAVE BUNGLED LETITIA JAMES' RECORDS, FOR EXAMPLE -- BUT PULTE SAYS THAT'S NOT WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

"WHAT MATTERS IS: DID I DO ENOUGH TO WARRANT RUBBING ONE OUT THAT NIGHT," HE EXPLAINED. "I'M DEEPLY LONELY. MY OWN WIFE SAYS TO ME, SHE SAYS, 'I WOULDN'T F**K YOU WITH BRAD PITT'S DICK.' I'M UNSURE OF THE EXACT MEANING -- IS SHE SAYING SHE WISHES SHE HAD BRAD PITT'S DICK HERSELF BUT WOULDN'T F**K ME WITH IT IF SHE DID OR IS SHE SAYING THAT I COULD HAVE BRAD PITT'S DICK AND SHE STILL WOULDN'T LET US F**K? I DON'T KNOW BUT I KNOW THE ULTIMATE TRANSLATION IS THAT I'M NOT GETTING ANY. SHE LIKES TO SAY, 'THE RULES ARE, NO SEX FOR YOU UNTIL WE CAN SEE YOUR NECK.' SHE CALLS MY LOVE HANDLES MY 'GROTESQUE PROTRUSIONS'."

WE NOTED THAT CRITICS HAVE SAID HE IS "A PRESIDENTIAL APPOINTEE WHO SEEMS TO HAVE MADE IT HIS MISSION TO MISUSE THE POWER OF HIS OFFICE TO MANUFACTURE ALLEGATIONS OF CRIMINAL CONDUCT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT'S PERCEIVED POLITICAL ADVERSARIES." PULTE SHOOK HIS HEAD IN APPARENT AGREEMENT AS HE ADDED, "WELL MY WIFE JUST COMPLAINS THAT I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WIPE MY BUTT PROPERLY. SHE HAS A FIT WHEN I KICK OFF MY FRUIT OF THE LOOMS AND TELLS ME I BETTER SMEAR ANYTHING ON THE COUCH."

WE TRIED AGAIN NOTING THAT SOME WONDER IF YOU HAVE "ANY PLANS TO JUMP-START HOME SALES AND IMPROVE HOUSING AFFORDABILITY" OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO RAILROAD THE PEOPLE CONVICTED FELON DONALD CHUMP HATES? AGAIN, PULTE NODDED IN APPARENT AGREEMENT BEFORE SAYING, "MY WIFE USED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ME NEVER FLUSHING THE TOILET BUT NOW SHE SAYS IT'S PROOF THAT AT LEAST SOME OF MY CRAP DOES END UP IN THE TOILET BOWL. I THINK SHE PUTS UP WITH IT BECAUSE I'M A PEAR SHAPED BEAUTY -- WELL, A GRAPEFRUIT SHAPED BEAUTY AT LEAST. SHE SAYS IF I LOSE 30 POUNDS, SHE'LL LET ME GO TRICK OR TREATING DRESSED AS LUCIANO PAVAROTTI."

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

In other news, the polling is not good for Chump. Eric Garcia (INDEPENDENT) notes:

Inflation ticked up 0.3 percent for the month and 3 percent over the past 12 months as President Donald Trump defended his tariffs against Canada.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics on Friday released the Consumer Price Index report that tracks inflation. The report had been delayed due to the government shutdown that began this month. The shutdown has also delayed the monthly jobs report that shows how many jobs were added or lost during September.

He lies about it constantly. As though Americans can be conned endlessly and won't notice the huge increase in prices? Bella Arnold (BUZZFEED) notes:

After Trump became the president-elect, a TikToker called TheEggWatch was skeptical about his promise to make egg prices great again. So, TheEggWatch decided to do exactly what his name suggests — watch the eggs. More specifically, he wanted to see how a Trump presidency would affect their prices.

“I felt that was a thing that can be easily proven true or false with documentation. So, that’s what I did,” he told BuzzFeed.

Now, TheEggWatch doesn’t just follow how egg prices are changing in Trump’s America. He also tracks gas and general grocery prices.

[. . .]

The price of a bag of coffee at TheEggWatch's local store was previously $7.99. Now, it's $9.99 a bag.

On Jan. 19, 2025, TheEggWatch bought a pack of bacon for $7.49. Now, it's on sale for $8.99.

A pack of giant Hershey's with almonds was $3.99. Now, it's $5.29.

The store's tailless beef loin boneless New York strip steak was $13.99 per pound when Biden was last in office. Now, that same steak is $16.99 per pound.

Bananas went from $0.54 to $0.59, which is approximately a 9% increase.

Lean ground beef was $5.69 per pound in January. Now, it's $7.49 per pound

And, finally: Chicken breasts were $4.99 per pound on Jan. 19, 2025. Now, they're $5.49 per pound.

That's reality. Here's another reality, Chump lies about inflation non-stop. As Steve Benen (MADDOW BLOG, MSNBC) points out:

At a White House event on Thursday afternoon, Donald Trump bragged, in response to an unrelated question, that he’d “already taken care of” inflation. For those who keep an eye on the president’s public positions, the lie was jarring but familiar.

With unnerving frequency, Trump ignores economic data to insist — reality be damned — that he’s successfully “defeated,” “cured” and “solved” inflation.

American consumers would likely be delighted if such boasts were true. They are not. One day after the Republican again claimed to have triumphed over inflation, NBC News reported:

The data complicates the short-term future of U.S. monetary policy: The Federal Reserve has indicated that it expects to lower interest rates in response to the weakening economy, especially as job growth weakens to lows unseen since the Great Recession, but Fed Chair Jerome Powell’s inflation target is 2%.

With the latest report showing the Consumer Price Index inching up to 3%, the economy appears to be moving in the wrong direction, creating an uncertain path for the central bank.

As for the politics, the latest national poll from The Associated Press found that only 36% of Americans support Trump’s handling of the economy. Other recent surveys have pointed in the same direction.

Monday, October 27, 2025

Bill Pulte is unable to focus on his actual duties

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